LEFT: Blanka (Character from the Street Fighter series, monstrously huge, most likely insane) RIGHT: Carrot Top (Comedian, monstrously huge, most likely Insane)
LEFT: Claude (Grand Theft Auto II & III's protagonist and badass killing machine) RIGHT: Freddy Rodriguez (played Planet Terror's protagonist who was also a badass killing machine)
LEFT: Daxter (Character from the Jak and Daxter series, used to being a more central character's bitch... I mean sidekick) RIGHT: DJ Qualls (Actor, also used to never being anything other than a sidekick)
LEFT: Dhalsim (Character from Street Fighter series, was once a pacifist prior to competing in the Street Fighter tournament, comes from India) RIGHT: Gandhi (Spiritual leader, also hails from India, and was one of the world's most famous pacifists)
LEFT: Dr. Wily (Character from the Mega Man series, hates Mega Man) RIGHT: Christopher Lloyd (Played Doc from the Back to the Future series, hates when people mess with the space time continuum )
LEFT: Kratos (Heavily armored pasty-faced warrior who blasphemes God on a regular basis) RIGHT: Galder (Ditto.. except he also plays lead guitar in the black metal band Dimmu Borgir)
LEFT: Larry Laffer (Character from the Leisure Suit Larry Series, pervert ) RIGHT: Dennis Kucinich (Democratic politician, could possibly be a pervert)
LEFT: Link (Central character in the Legend of Zelda series, an elf, and looks like a girl from a distance ) RIGHT: Orlando Bloom (Played an elf in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, knows how to shoot a bow, and is also quite feminine)
LEFT: Sheeva (Unnaturally muscular female fighter from the Mortal Kombat series, has 4 arms) RIGHT: Chyna (Aside from not having 2 sets of arms, this onetime pro wrestler is equally as disgusting and unattractive
LEFT: Wario (Forgettable antagonist from the Mario series, sports a wacky mustache) RIGHT: Gene Shalit (Forgettable critic who also sports a wacky mustache)
