1. Adeanna Cooke
Adeanna Cooke is one former Playboy model you don't want to mess with.
That's right, a former Playmate is on this list. Boo yah!
Sure
she's taken some naked pictures, but the woman has her dignity intact. A
former friend of hers decided to post on the internet as her and also
decided to take money for doing so. This did not sit well with her. If
anyone was going to be making money off her slamming body, it was going
to be her.
When she came across an unauthorized website with her
face (and body) on it, she took matters into her own hands and hacked
into the account herself to take them down. Bad. Ass.
After
finding success in her attempts, Cooke also used her hacking gift to
help out others in similar situations, becoming known as the "Hacker
Fairy" to other troubled women being taken advantage of on the Internet.
See a video of Cooke in action below.
She really sets the
example for female hackers because she, like a lot of them, are
something called "Hactivists", kind of like in the movie The Girl with
the Dragon Tattoo: they're out to be almost cyber vigilantes -- fighting
against internet evil at every turn. Worst part about cyber vigilantes
in this case is that we don't get the whole spandex treatment.
2. Ying Cracker
Ying Cracker is an educator from Shanghai that offends white people
every time she says her full name if they think she's correcting them.
She
teaches people the basics of how to start hacking; things like changing
your IP address or wiping Office passwords. So it's really hacking 101,
but the fact that she's awesome enough to teach it is awesome. And who
doesn't want to learn how to hack from a crazy hot girl?
Although
her last name is anything but inconspicuous (it's like a bank vault
robber naming himself John Lock-Combination) she's a well-known name in
female hacking and has the legs of a model in a flight attendant
brochure.
How was she noticed? It was in a "Chinese Hottie
Hackers" forum posting that got Cracker noticed by gawkers on the
internet and created a huge fan base for her. Her work is impressive as
well. She's an expert in hacker software writing and charges good money
for courses on simple hacking tools. She also charges between RMB
500-5000 in helping other people crack software and usually makes about
RMB 15,000 per month in the hacking business and for that, she deserves
3. Kristina Svechinskaya
Before these chicks
THIS was the hottest hacker we all knew and loved.
Kristina
Svechinskaya is a New York University student who was arrested on
November 2, 2010 for defrauding US and British banks out of millions of
dollars -- and you thought your ex was insane.
Along with eight
other people, Svechinskaya hacked into thousands of bank accounts and
skimmed $3 million in total. That's right. The bra you see her wearing
in this picture could possibly be made of
diamonds.
The
group had plans to steal a total of $220 million, you know, just enough
to get by. Acting as a "money mule," the Russian beauty was charged
with opening at least five bank accounts which received $35,000 of the
stolen money.
It's no surprise why Svechinskaya is being dubbed
the "world's sexiest computer hacker." Her seductive gaze and revealing
outfits can melt the firewalls off any server (that's how you say that,
right?)
The New York hacker was released on $25,000 bail, though
her sentence is still being pushed through the system (which means that
hey, $10k in profit.)
If convicted on the plot charges and
false passports charges, Svechinskaya can serve up to 40 years in
prison, which would really amount to a huge h**l of a waste -- but hey,
if Mila Kunis gets her Russian accent working, then she may have another
Black Swan level movie to star in.
Move over male Asian nerdy computer geeks, female Asian nerdy computer geeks are here to stay. There's a new tech group in town and God bless them, they're female and smoking hot. Oh, and dangerous.
No,
"Cn (China) Girl Security Team" isn't the original name for the latest
iteration of Power Rangers, it is a Chinese female hacker group that
currently has 2,217 members and counting. It's headed by Xiao Tian
(pictured in all her awesomely hot glory to your left), who's only 19
years old and from the looks of it, has something else going for her
besides extremely good hacking skills (great fashion sense, duh.)
This
kind of brings in a whole new level of suspension of disbelief in the
world's events. Apparently, I was wrong my entire life because yes, they
exist: super geniuses who are also dream girl status.
After this I'm going to get started on my long, thorough and sincere apology letter to Michael Bay.
Xiao
Tian created the now-infamous hacking team because she felt that there
was no other outlet for teenage girls like herself in the male-dominated
world of hacking.
PEMIKIR KAMPONG
